~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio

Replace actors with themselves!. Hahaha you could replace Billy Crystal with himself from that other film he's done where he plays himself again.

frickin LASERS. Pew pew, make yourself blind without the effort of constant masturbation.

Creepy Reads On Wikipedia. Read about people who, had they had and the Internet, would almost certainly have been a Goon.

Let's Watch Documentaries! Other people do the legwork, you just sit there and learn something. Usually that something is whatever the director wants you to learn but whatever.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught

Things games still can't get right - Every game should allow you to pause, rewind, and fast-forward through cutscenes. It's 2009, come on.

1up.com acquired by UGO Entertainment - What will gamers read on the toilet now?

Street Fighter IV - Zoneing With The Fire Balls - Yes but can you turn on Japanese voices???

This game has claimed another victim. Let's Play Pathologic! - A "Let's Play" thread featuring a first person game developed by Russians.

goon locks himself in room for 100 days cuz nintendo won't make his game - Dance, puppets. 

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