~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
You hate tomatoes?
- Hatred of tomatoes is the result of either an undeveloped sense of taste or poor preparation during childhood. Either way it's no excuse.
Keeping tools safe from visitors
- "Oh you won't mind if I use your knifes will you? I brought my special glass cutting board so it will be fine! "
GWS New Year's Resolutions
- Nobody in this forum is loosing weight, that's for sure.
When life gives you lemons...
- Oh, what a problem. Too many lemons.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.