~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
You hate tomatoes?
- Hatred of tomatoes is the result of either an undeveloped sense of taste or poor preparation during childhood. Either way it's no excuse.
Keeping tools safe from visitors
- "Oh you won't mind if I use your knifes will you? I brought my special glass cutting board so it will be fine! "
GWS New Year's Resolutions
- Nobody in this forum is loosing weight, that's for sure.
When life gives you lemons...
- Oh, what a problem. Too many lemons.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.