~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
You hate tomatoes?
- Hatred of tomatoes is the result of either an undeveloped sense of taste or poor preparation during childhood. Either way it's no excuse.
Keeping tools safe from visitors
- "Oh you won't mind if I use your knifes will you? I brought my special glass cutting board so it will be fine! "
GWS New Year's Resolutions
- Nobody in this forum is loosing weight, that's for sure.
When life gives you lemons...
- Oh, what a problem. Too many lemons.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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