~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

You hate tomatoes?
- Hatred of tomatoes is the result of either an undeveloped sense of taste or poor preparation during childhood. Either way it's no excuse.

Keeping tools safe from visitors
- "Oh you won't mind if I use your knifes will you? I brought my special glass cutting board so it will be fine! "

GWS New Year's Resolutions
- Nobody in this forum is loosing weight, that's for sure.

When life gives you lemons...
- Oh, what a problem. Too many lemons.

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