~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': CaptainWinky
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

waht yo favorite drank - I got that purple drank, that texas tea up in my cup. Grab a sprite, pop the seal, pour a deuce and then mix it up.

FYAD stole "noice" posting from me. - Which is more 'yob, "noice" or "slice"? Study posting etymology in this thread and expand your posting horizons.

I started a new progressquest character - Check out this in-depth discussion of Progress Quest. It's an automated MMORPG, making it the most useless waste of CPU time ever. I guess that makes it a pretty good analogy for my life in general.

who is the hottest byoboy? - Boys are so stupid! But they're so CUTE! Let's get some shoes. Let's get some shoes. Does my ass look fat in these jeans? Oh. My. God. I saw Derek in the 'yob the other day and he WINKED at me. Jeet Christ is he ever hot. I wonder if he'll ask me out....You BITCH, you did not just say that. Get over here so I can smack you so hard. This sucks, call Steph and see if she can buy us some vodka and Red Bull. While we wait, let me update my Livejournal. Hand me my camera. I need to get the angle just right. Perfect, I look like I'm staring off into the distance AND I don't look fat. I love it. It's so going on my Livejournal. Pass me the Cheetos, you fat bitch. Thanks.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
If you're reading this, you probably play video games.


Excellent Indie Games - This thread title is very misleading, I clicked on it thinking it was about games featuring the great state of Indiana.

Why is the Wii still so godamned hard to find? - The rarity of the Wii is directly linked to the decrease in infant mortality rates. Some people are giving tips on where to pick one up towards the end of this thread.

The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You: Let's Play Victoria! - And on December 16, the we win the battle at San Antonio. Nearly another year has passed already. The Winter of 37 has proven fruitful so far for Texas, hopefully 1838 will see the Mexicans driven further south.

DotA 6.50b is out - True story: I used to think Defense of the Ancients was a MMORPG, turns out it's some terrible mod for Warcraft III.

smash bros. turns people into faggots - Turns them into, or reveals what they were all along?

~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
Call them "graphic novels" all you like but you're not fooling anybody, nerds.

New Rule. You would think that we wouldn't need a rule about making people not post about superheroes fucking. But, there you go.

Comic-Con 2008 room finding thread! Comic-con is fast approaching! Well, no it isn't. Registration is though and so is the hotel registration. You want to share a room with a BSSer? Ew? What the hell is wrong with you?

Webcomics Megathread: Anders <3 McNinja Time for a new webcomics thread! That means thousands upon thousands of posts talking about webcomics and nothing but webcomics. Uh, I think I'll sit this one out if you don't mind.

Who wants a new X-Men cartoon? Ooh, I do, I do. Wait, Wolverine and the X-Men? What the hell is this crap? I don't want to watch no WOLVERINE cartoon, what am I, 12?

Funny Panel of the Week
Thanks, snackmar


~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

bigpolar: Bootstrapping Young Lad There are a lot of things wrong with forums user bigpolar but it can all be summed up in one post:
"Hi, I think that there is a good way to stop AIDS from spreading in the US that would cost less money than research and that would guarantee some result. I think the best way to stop AIDS would be to use a quarantine. Please keep these things in mind:
1. This does not mean that I want to start executing people or doing Hitlerrific stuff. This just happens to be my version of compassion. I think it is compassion for the majority and the mentally healthy, and for people we care about.
2. This isn't some backhanded way of getting rid of male receivers or ethnic groups. It's about getting rid of a virus and protecting the mentally unstable.
3. This may be unusual, but that doesn't mean it's a joke. I'm trying to be earnest and I will appreciate good feedback.

The first step is to build a proper city for the protection and containment of all AIDS infected and HIV confirmed persons. The city would be built in some sparsely populated and moderately temperatured area of the US. It would be divided into different sections to keep people with different afflictions resulting from or contributing to the AIDS problem.

The city itself would be surrounded by high walls with city police manning them." and it just keeps going from that.

goons.jpeg Yar, the previous thread got too long so now its time for a new one. Get ready to relive junior high as you make fun of all the funny looking people.

Worst D&D Poster, Part 2 Another victim of "thread got too big." Come and talk about who the very worst poster in D&D is! Hint: its qalnor.

McCaine: Thin-skinned Dutch Faggot Its sass-o-caust 2008 as a bunch of goddamn retards show up and "stick it to the man" by taking on resident D&D mod McCaine. Not to be confused with Republican Presidential candidate John McCain. Only one of them is an effeminate homosexual dutchman. Can you guess which one?

PRON HAUL: and you will know USA by the trail of dead Good bye thread, we hardly knew you. I mean, you were only around for 8 months, 599 pages and 23,940 posts. *sob* You were taken too soon.

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