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I will post gay-ass shit I posted online when I was 12 or 13 years old - Ah, to be young again. Young and naive enough to not realize that I suck at writing.
al sharpton is coming to my campus for mlk day, what should my sign say? - Fauxtesting doesn't work as well when you have to resort to blackface.
BYOB Confessions Thread - Sometimes one can be too chillax. Observe these yobs as they admit their darkest secrets in the hopes of gaining posting redemption.
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Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
Four out of five happy PSP owners agree: "Yes, there are only five of us."
Darth Vader and Yoda to appear in Soul Calibur 4 - Coming from someone with an intimate knowledge (including several fanfiction author credits) of what is considered canon in the Soul Calibur universe, here follows a seven point presentation on my analysis of the situation.
Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst - If you want to spend three hundred hours shooting pallet swapped enemies with graphics from 1999, what better way to do it than on a free private server?
Where have all the cool bad guys gone? (sort of long)- Furthermore, villains in children's cartoons are not as glorious as they once were. Everything from my childhood is better than the things out today - and I happen to know this for a fact because as a child my mind was fully developed with a discerning taste.
Blood Bowl: (High) Fantasy Football - A miniature based board game about fantasy creatures playing football, this is truly the high point of modern civilization.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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