~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
Video games' Ass-hole enemies - Wallmasters (also Wall Masters) (UMrumasutaa) can be found in many Zelda games but are most well known in Ocarina of Time. Wallmasters hang from the walls and ceilings of dungeons and try to grab Link. If they grab him, he is taken back to the beginning of the dungeon, making them one of the most annoying enemies in the series.
Confessions of a Videogame Journalist - Every month we would have a Killer Instinct tournament in the office. As videogame purists, we had a pretty strict "no projectiles" rule. Bro Buzz was the one guy you could ALWAYS count on to start spamming fireballs with Jago when he was losing. That guy got so many cheap victories, but he always claimed he was throwing the fireballs by accident.
The Most Difficult Games - I remember getting to play the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 ("Lost Levels") as a kid, and it is essentially a first party version of all the broken ROM-hacks with hidden blocks over gutters and stuff that you see today.
whats the best pokemon - Squirtle Squad
~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
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Port Wine Reduction and General Culinary Bullshit Thread
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The Kitchen Confessional: food snobs revealed as closeted Velveeta-eaters
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All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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