God I love furries. Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that there's a lonely, middle-aged guy out there that's sexually attracted to foxes and dresses up in a fursuit to escape the horrors of his normal, mundane life. Life is pretty fucking good.
Did you try waddling? Bonus points if you're a fatass!
Yes, let me know how making your girlfriend the laughing stock of high school turns out for you.
Yea I know! Just because 95% of furries are lunatics that wear fursuits and fantasize about fucking animals does not mean that the rest of us wear fursuits. I hate stereotypes soooooo much.
And then I got laid never and died alone.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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