~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.


What is Venison?
- Unask the question. Would you like some venison?

Jesus christ my knees hurt - the restaurant industry thread
- Don't be a cook, for it will destroy you.

Falafel with Cucumber sauce - let's see yours!
- Mmm. That is one saucy falafel.

Lets make a sandwhich!
- You can choose UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT

You have chosen UP

You encounter BACON

You can choose UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT

You have chosen RIGHT

You have vanquished BACON

You gain treasure SANDWICH

~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Movies are like books for the unwashed masses." -Albert Einstein



The Incredible Hulk Don't make me talk about this thread. You wouldn't like me when I talk about the Incredible Hulk movie. Oh no, you just had to do it! MUSCLES SMASH PUNY THREADS!


Capcom wants to do with Videogame films what Marvel did with comic films.
PUNY CAPCOM THINK THEY CAN DO AS WELL AS MARVEL COMICS MOVIES. THAT MAKE MUSCLES ANGRY. CAPCOM NOT REALIZE PEOPLE DON'T WANT SEE ADAPTATIONS OF CRAPPY VIDEOGAMES. EXCEPT DEVIL MAY CRY THAT MUSCLES FAVORITE GAME.


Deep Discount DVD and DVD Planet having their 20% off sale right now MUSCLES SAY YOU USE THESE CODES AND GET GREAT DISCOUNT ON ALL MOVIE ORDERS. ME TRYING TO SAVE YOU MONEY. WHAT YOU PROBLEM?

Review Films in 20 Words THIS VERY SIMPLE. REVIEW A MOVIE USING ONLY 20 WORDS. IT SO EASY EVEN MUSCLES HULK CAN DO IT. SEE? THAT JUST 20 WORDS. WAIT A MINUTE...

~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': SpecialOlympian
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.


The life and times of the SA Support Robot - Hey guys, remember when the forums went down for a few hours a few minutes ago? Well, I was thinking about SomethingAwful and

Killdozer Rides Again! - Boomerjinks, the same man who was going to win back the love of his child by showing up at school in a Ghostbusters uniform complete with proton pack, has finally given Killdozer the respect it deserves.

You didn't get the part in this movie - Need an idea? Just go to IMDB.com and find out who was originally considered for a role in your favorite movie.

Photoshop In Game HUD on Real Photographs - This is how I see the world every day.

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