What is Venison?
- Unask the question. Would you like some venison?
Jesus christ my knees hurt - the restaurant industry thread
- Don't be a cook, for it will destroy you.
Falafel with Cucumber sauce - let's see yours!
- Mmm. That is one saucy falafel.
Lets make a sandwhich!
- You can choose UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT
You have chosen UP
You encounter BACON
You can choose UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT
You have chosen RIGHT
You have vanquished BACON
You gain treasure SANDWICH
The Incredible Hulk Don't make me talk about this thread. You wouldn't like me when I talk about the Incredible Hulk movie. Oh no, you just had to do it! MUSCLES SMASH PUNY THREADS!
Capcom wants to do with Videogame films what Marvel did with comic films. PUNY CAPCOM THINK THEY CAN DO AS WELL AS MARVEL COMICS MOVIES. THAT MAKE MUSCLES ANGRY. CAPCOM NOT REALIZE PEOPLE DON'T WANT SEE ADAPTATIONS OF CRAPPY VIDEOGAMES. EXCEPT DEVIL MAY CRY THAT MUSCLES FAVORITE GAME.
Deep Discount DVD and DVD Planet having their 20% off sale right now MUSCLES SAY YOU USE THESE CODES AND GET GREAT DISCOUNT ON ALL MOVIE ORDERS. ME TRYING TO SAVE YOU MONEY. WHAT YOU PROBLEM?
Review Films in 20 Words THIS VERY SIMPLE. REVIEW A MOVIE USING ONLY 20 WORDS. IT SO EASY EVEN MUSCLES HULK CAN DO IT. SEE? THAT JUST 20 WORDS. WAIT A MINUTE...
The life and times of the SA Support Robot - Hey guys, remember when the forums went down for a few hours a few minutes ago? Well, I was thinking about SomethingAwful and
Killdozer Rides Again! - Boomerjinks, the same man who was going to win back the love of his child by showing up at school in a Ghostbusters uniform complete with proton pack, has finally given Killdozer the respect it deserves.
You didn't get the part in this movie - Need an idea? Just go to IMDB.com and find out who was originally considered for a role in your favorite movie.
Photoshop In Game HUD on Real Photographs - This is how I see the world every day.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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