Soundboz is not one to inspire confidence. He is, however, adapt at inspiring flatulence.
Rydalia has a mouth as clean as a hospital, so feel free to throw up blood there.
Chromis thinks infomercials about setting and forgetting are the best thing since sliced bacon, which he eats everyday.
Braincloud and his tools aren't allowed anywhere near me
caucASIAN made this, but frankly I was too lazy to read it. I sure hope it's funny and not some attack on my character.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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