Soundboz is not one to inspire confidence. He is, however, adapt at inspiring flatulence.
Rydalia has a mouth as clean as a hospital, so feel free to throw up blood there.
Chromis thinks infomercials about setting and forgetting are the best thing since sliced bacon, which he eats everyday.
Braincloud and his tools aren't allowed anywhere near me
caucASIAN made this, but frankly I was too lazy to read it. I sure hope it's funny and not some attack on my character.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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