~*~ Sports Argument Stadium ~*~
Reppin': Georgia Leech
Olympic Soccer: This tournament's a Mess(i) - This will be one of two times in a four year period that America will even faintly care about soccer.
8/9 - 8/10 Olympic Megathread - Thanks to the new inventions of cable television and internet, NBC is able to bring the public 25 billion hours of live, streaming Olympics coverage for you to watch. Never again will you have to bow in shame as your friends talk about the fantastic archery final between Lu Bu of China and Tsichisaksavi Sjiklzkikzjkiklis of Iceland.
Let's talk Olympic hotties - I know it was inevitable, but jesus christ guys, come on. And before you even open the thread, yes, there already is that one guy who wonders why everyone thinks X is so hot, because if you take away the airbrushing and makeup and everything, they have an ugly face, and he's seen X in-person, so his opinion means more than yours.
Horrible local commercials - AT EASTERN MOTORS. YOUR JOB'S YOUR CREDIT. FORD,, HONDA, CHEVY, BEAMERS, AND MINIVANS. OVER 600 CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, ARE YOU LISTENING MAN?
Madden 09 General Discussion - ITT sports nerds whine about how their favorite player's rating is too low and how the game is missing this cool feature that everyone obviously wants, for the 15th straight year.
~*~ Watch and Weight / The Goon Doctor ~*~
Reppin': adam jay harris
Work Out Music: Motivation In a Box. - Eye of the Tiger on repeat indefinitely
Nads For Men Hair Removal Strips - There has been a time in all of our lives in which we needed to remove body hair. For you, that time is now. Nads.
I just had sex and now it really, really REALLY hurts to pee - Worse "I had sex guys!!" post in a long time.
Burnt penis - I try not to laugh at other peoples suffering, but sometimes thats just too hard.
Display Pictures and Transformations of Your Physiques - HERE!!! - This is the thread that has inspired countless goons to get off their couches, start working out and eating healthy, and subsequently give up after 2 weeks.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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