GoonCon 2008: Pack Your Bags and Buy Your Tickets! - Last year in Montreal, 120 goons showed up for the GoonCon. Can you guess how many showed up with Nightmarez and Blackbelt Bobman running the show? 15 . Skip to page 8 and see why BB and Nightmarez consider this a success and why they shouldn't be blamed just because they were event coordinators.
Your Best Bon Mot - Bon mot is French for, "I guess you had to be there."
Fictional characters as goons - It seriously took 11 pages before someone did Confederacy of Dunces?
~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': concerned mom
handre's original video gamey music - Forums Blood Diamond 'CuteAwesumArtist' cracks out his 1987 Casio Keyboard with 20 pre-set memory bank to lay on an audible feast so terrifying dogs think its the rapture. Fan-made Video Game music ahoy! Set sail for Goon Island.
Why are you a Republican?? :) :elephant: - 'happy lolidays', ever on the pulse of politics and philosophy, combines the two to form an elaborate concoction which deftly satiates the proletariat palette, drizzled in shit.
corporate posting sponsorship is coming, and we all need to embrace it. - With the absence of a 'Russ' thread this week was looking pretty dire. Thankfully 'MOSS FACE' stepped in and although he still missed the mark by a Jamaican Bob sled Team, he did a fantastic job. We are so proud of him! The reader (you, try to keep up) is tickled pink whilst mixing with the stars, now so e-famous they have their own sponsors.. (ellipsis added for dramatic effect)
i think i would like having sex quite honestly - 'TERRIBLE ASSSHIT POSTER' has several things going for him. For one his username and avatar are perhaps the most apt of any user on the forums. This is a good thing perhaps for the sake of synergy; I can't really think of anything else. What he does have is a myriad of crippling social problems and actually just problems. He has problems.
which cereal mascot woudl come out on top in a battle to the death MARK IV - 'anthony michael lol' earns his Christmas bonus this year by thinking up fantabulous new products to pitch to the kids down with the street. 'Meursault Horny' rescues the thread turning the milk in to delicious chocolate milk!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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