Why the hell don't you people like these things?!?
- This is like those threads where everyone is all like "man, I totally remember Silverhawks that show was awesome!" or "Yeah dude I recall when Izod shirts were the pinnacle of fashion for dapper young men why don't we wear Izod anymore?" except that this thread is about obscure ketchup flavoured potato chips and Surge.
Kitchen tools and devices you couldn't cook without.
- "Having a dishwasher is great, but take my advice and don't ever call her that to her face."
Getting Drunk on the 4th of July
- Whoo, boy. You'd better down at least half that case of Natural Light before you start hittin the Sterno. Sterno's strong stuff.
Sandwich Artists, show me your craft!
- Porn made by putting things between two slices of bread.
RC Airplane with Multiple Rocket Launcher (weeeeeeee!) - Pretty soon every kid on the block will be clamoring for their own MQ-1 Predator.
CRITTERQUEST 2008: Backyard Metropolis - Taking pictures of spiders in your backyard and then talking about how scary they are really lives up to the Maryland motto of "Manly Deeds, Womanly Words".
Anagrammed move titles - Why can't we palindrome some movie titles for once?
The better half - Every half is awesome and these drawings rule.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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