Every year the US military issues hundreds of guides and field manuals on the proper way to handle everything from canned beef to nuclear ordinance. FM-1833 is just one of many such manuals issued to the Marines stationed at Camp Echo, one of the prison camps of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. It deals with the proper handling and interrogation of prisoners. Much of the manual is classified, but we managed to get our hands on a few pages that have yet to leak onto the Internet. We are hereby, officially, leaking them onto the Internet.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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