Recently, I was given the opportunity to pitch regional, national & global advertising taglines for the Campbell's Soup Company. They wanted a focus on the millennial & centennial markets, with a special emphasis on minorities aged 14-29. I asked my friend Sugarbot to help. Hopefully, they'll enjoy these.
I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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