Here is the original photograph before the Farkers touched it with their magic fingers!
Farker "CD" projects his violent homoerotic fantasies onto some napping cops. I assume the blurriness can be attributed to "CD" wanting this to seem more like his rape fantasies.
"Gasphalt" almost makes them look like they're standing up. After that I assume he just gave up and quit trying, which is to be expected.
If you can't figure out what's happening in this "Yessim Evil" picture, then don't worry, because no one can. I guess maybe those are virtual reality goggles, but who the fuck knows.
Some lousy simpleton named "Sample" made this. Way to completely lose sight of everything, captain cool.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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