There's been a lot of talk about whether Coldplay stole their hit song "Viva la Vida" from that guitar guy or from that stupid band no one's heard of, but the truth is that the song wasn't stolen from either of those places.
It was stolen though. I have discovered the true source of Coldplay's "inspiration".
And I have the proof:
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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