There's been a lot of talk about whether Coldplay stole their hit song "Viva la Vida" from that guitar guy or from that stupid band no one's heard of, but the truth is that the song wasn't stolen from either of those places.
It was stolen though. I have discovered the true source of Coldplay's "inspiration".
And I have the proof:
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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