There's been a lot of talk about whether Coldplay stole their hit song "Viva la Vida" from that guitar guy or from that stupid band no one's heard of, but the truth is that the song wasn't stolen from either of those places.
It was stolen though. I have discovered the true source of Coldplay's "inspiration".
And I have the proof:
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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