There's been a lot of talk about whether Coldplay stole their hit song "Viva la Vida" from that guitar guy or from that stupid band no one's heard of, but the truth is that the song wasn't stolen from either of those places.
It was stolen though. I have discovered the true source of Coldplay's "inspiration".
And I have the proof:
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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