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We've all heard that George Lucas can't leave well enough alone, and has decided to go back and change the first three good Star Wars movies to "fit his original vision" better. However, what you haven't heard is how much he's actually changing. Apparently Lucas has been hitting the crack pipe and drinking LSD at tea time. The goons have managed to capture some of the new changes we'll be seeing in the updated trilogy. God help us all.
Thanks to forum Goon Faid for starting off this week's Comedy Goldmine, "New Changes to the Star Wars Saga".
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