Here's some selections from our all-new book, Toys "4" Cheap, available this week in bookstores nationwide (provided those bookstores are cool.) Remember: The Magic of Toys Will Shut Up Your Child!TM
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.