Here's some selections from our all-new book, Toys "4" Cheap, available this week in bookstores nationwide (provided those bookstores are cool.) Remember: The Magic of Toys Will Shut Up Your Child!TM
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.