Here's some selections from our all-new book, Toys "4" Cheap, available this week in bookstores nationwide (provided those bookstores are cool.) Remember: The Magic of Toys Will Shut Up Your Child!TM
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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