On the surface, Photoshop themes with a ready template -- like the one Bog Chef constructed with a Sky News anchor, split screen and ticker -- would seem to stifle creativity. However, they can provide a fascinating glimpse into the mind of the SA Goons. Like, when given a limitless array of options to fill three available slots with images and words, who would choose "Red Hot Chili Peppers' 'Breaking The Girl' video" as the inspiration for all three? The answer is "The Fucky"; seems about right. Read on for more bizarre solutions to never-before-posed riddles!


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