"Book lovers never go to bed alone," according to the fortune cookie that came with Monday's beef and broccoli. The SA Goons have had plenty of bed-company, judging by the knowing jokes that filled last week's installment. Now the theme comes to a close, with another batch of cut-rate books for today's economically recessed readers!

Serious George

Cable Guy

sirormadman

Stein Rockon

Fenring

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