Did you know that golf hasn't been an Olympic sport since 1904? It will be back in place by 2016, but just in case you don't want to wait four years to start giving a shit about golf during the Olympic fortnight, the SA Forum Goons got the ball rolling! Stay tuned, because other sports mix it up with movies, too, in this one convenient package!

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