1. The Great American Reach Around Begins

    The Great American Reach Around Begins

    We launch our series of articles that seek to bring the world closer together by fostering an enviroment of understanding. And dick jokes.

  2. The Great American Reach Around - The Midwest & France

    The Great American Reach Around - The Midwest & France

    The first installment of the Great American Reach Around takes us to the Midwest and France!

  3. The Great American Reach Around - The Midwest & Greece & Turkey

    The Great American Reach Around - The Midwest & Greece & Turkey

    The GARA finishes up our look at the Midwest and heads to Greece and Turkey.

  4. The Great American Reach Around - The Northeast & The UK

    The Great American Reach Around - The Northeast & The UK

    Every episode of the Sopranos is about Tony breathing heavy while he rolls a fork around in pasta.

  5. The Great American Reach Around - The Northeast & The Two Irelands

    The Great American Reach Around - The Northeast & The Two Irelands

    Week four of GARA and part two of our look at the Northeast United States brings us to New York and the two Irelands.

  6. The Great American Reach Around - New England & Canada

    The Great American Reach Around - New England & Canada

    The Great American Reach Around Continues with a visit to New England and Canada!

  7. The Great American Reach Around - Headin' South & Australia and New Zealand

    The Great American Reach Around - Headin' South & Australia and New Zealand

    GARA week 6: Baltimore, Wilmington, Washington, plus Australia and New Zealand

  8. The Great American Reach Around - "Appalachia and Japan"

    The Great American Reach Around - "Appalachia and Japan"

    GARA week 7 takes us to Appalachia and Japan.

  9. The Great American Reach Around - The Deep South & Scandinavia

    The Great American Reach Around - The Deep South & Scandinavia

    Deep inside week eight of the GARA takes us to the Deep South and Scandinavia.

  10. The Great American Reach Around - Florida, New Orleans, and Germany

    The Great American Reach Around - Florida, New Orleans, and Germany

    Week nine of the Great American Reach Around finishes out the South with Miami, Florida and New Orleans, Louisiana, then heads across the Atlantic to our old friends in Germany to check out Darmstadt and Mayen.

  11. The Great American Reach Around - Texas and Mexico

    The Great American Reach Around - Texas and Mexico

    Week ten of the Great American Reach Around takes us to Texas and Mexico.

  12. The Great American Reach Around - California and South Africa

    The Great American Reach Around - California and South Africa

    California and South Africa await a visit from the Great American Reach Around. Dare you thrust betwixt these two lands of intrigue? You dare!

  13. The Great American Reach Around - American Grab-Bag & Russia & Switzerland

    The Great American Reach Around - American Grab-Bag & Russia & Switzerland

    Alaska, Colorado, Russia, and Switzerland. What do these three things have in common? Well, first of all, there are four of them there you fucking moron. Second, they're all featured in this week's installment of the Great American Reach Around! Huzzah!

  14. The Great American Reach Around - The Final Countdown

    The Great American Reach Around - The Final Countdown

    Thirteen weeks have been blessed with the honeyed kiss of the Great American Reach Around, but this is the last hurrah. Find out all you ever wanted to know about Arizona, plus a whole lot more. Read up on Croatia, Spain, Italy, Denmark, and more! We're overflowing with international friendship and fat jokes about Americans.

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