The Barbarian's Dojo makes its unhappy return with this lousy third episode. In this episode you can hear just how sick I am feeling as I talk about various lame news items, a random table, a new and terrible fan fiction theater, and much more. Keith is also in this episode ignoring what I asked him to do and telling embarrassing stories about me instead of talking about hot babes like he was supposed to do. Anyway, if you guys want to email me to complain about this episode then you can send me your comments. You're probably better off just skipping the whole thing.

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