shoot some missiles at kadafi curtispepperz

proposal: goddamn kadafi is killing people who want to get rid of him. I propose we take a missile submarine over there and shoot missiles at his house and kill his sons and all the generals. also we should fire a missile at any statue of him and if they have torture police (more)


Japan apologizes for pearl harbor before my tax dollars help them armydad

proposal: Japan did pearl harbor on the USA in a traitorous sneak attack upon our shores. In coaction with that information I propose that we refuse to give our rescue dogs and helicopters to Japan to rescue the people there until they apologize for pearl harbor. Also they should admit that they deserved to have the atomic (more)

drill more oil in Africa doubleddwight

proposal: Because gasoline is too expensive and the american economy needs gasoline to drive our trucks how do you think you get your pizza ingredients and your lionel trains mail ordered off of ebay you get it from gasoline well if buttcrack obuttmoms won't drill up perfectly good USA oil or give the leases for offshore drilling then we should give leases for (more)

BAN GEORGE SOROS FROM USA FOR TREASON nra4ever

proposal: GEORGE SOROS AND HIS MONEY MANIPULATE USA ELECTIONS FOR YEARS WITH HIS HIDDEN AGENDA. GEORGE SOROS IS A NAZI COLLABORATOR AND AN ISLAMIC AND ITS TIME TO GET HIM OUT OF AMERICA SO MY TAX DOLLARS ARENT GOING TO FUND HIS SCHEMES ANYMORE ALSO I THINK THAT RACHEL MADDOW SHOULD SUCK (more)

Nuke pakistan wendy_usa1

proposal: we all know osama bin ladin is up in pakistan and this goes alongside my navy seals in pakistan proposal please vote that up also we need to IMMEDIATELY launch a retalitory nuclear attack on pakistan with 4-6 nuclear bombs on their cities to be sure we eliminate osama bin laden also wait until the navy seals (more)

Navy Seal in pakistan wendy_usa1

proposal: I saw on kudlow he said oil prices are about uncertainty in the market over the middle east but one thing I am certain about the middle east is that osama bin laden is on the loose in pakistan and it is time we send some of america's number one killing machines the US NAVY SEALS to pakistan to get him. I propose sending the snipers who shot the pirates and also if they have a heavy gunner and an explosives expert plus at least one guy who can speak pakistani so if they have to fast talk a (more)

is there a way we could have a peace treaty autism_vaccmom

proposal: yes thank you, my proposal is that we gather everyone in charge of a country together in a neutral and friendly place and if we could have them all sign a peace treaty to outlaw all wars and violence. also i would like to propose that if we have enough food we share it with the people who need food. no more hungry kids thank (more)

EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN boohalloweentom

proposal: Halloween is every day now. Ghosts and ghouls are on the loose. There is a monster set loose from a castle with glowing red eyes. Wolfmen driving cars. I woke up and saw a ghost of my brother (2nd site) because I can see beyond veil. Ghosts will take over by 2012. We'll always be scared and we'll love it. The best president will be president Ghostman and (more)

Gradual Reduction of US Troops Abroad sensiblemanfred

proposal: Due to mission creep, a lack of clear objectives, and budgetary problems, I propose that we accelerate troop reductions in Afghanistan and Iraq to remove all US forces before 2012. A strategic draw-down of US forces in other nations, including Germany, Japan, South Korea, and elsewhere could help control (more)

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