Normally, when people beg and plead for followers on Twitter it's really pathetic and we all hate it, but this one guy has pledged to 1) wear a diaper to work and 2) take pictures of himself in the work bathroom with the diaper on if he gets only 5,500 followers, and he's nearly there.
Please load up your Twitter machine and follow this idiot named "@SPERGERS" for one day only. Then please unfollow him after we all enjoy his workplace diaper photos. (It is very important that you unfollow him after the diaper photos get posted and not allow him to feel any sense of accomplishment or belonging!) Or don't do it, who cares. I just want to see a diaped-up dude. Also, if the photos aren't any good, we can all yell at him forever.
Offer: If you guys get me to 5500 followers before midnight eastern standard, I'll wear an adult diaper all day one day nxt wk + document it- Boob Seger (@SPERGERS) January 21, 2012
@fart I have many different clients. I shall take a pic at every client's bathroom with my google location on/geotagged.- Boob Seger (@SPERGERS) January 21, 2012
I won't be taking the diaper off to poo or pee. If there's poo or pee to be made, it shall be made in the diap. What am I getting myself int- Boob Seger (@SPERGERS) January 21, 2012
Thanks! Enjoy your weekend!
UPDATE: Excellent work! You've done it! Now we wait for diaper photos to come next week! Nobody follow him anymore!
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