It is the dream of every red-blooded nerd to see Captain Kirk fight the Predator, or Spock to make to love to Robocop. It takes powerful forces or inter-company crossovers to bring such fantasy to life, and both of those are rare. However, this week is a rare week. It just so happens that the Something Awful Forum Goons combined their favorite science fiction franchises in a series of startling image exemplifying the very reasons girls do not understand them.

||||||||||||||| got things started so he wins himself a bathtub full of pre-chewed Rice-A-Roni.

CadburySurprise made this thing that just hurts me on so many levels to look at.

WOOOOOOOO!! 2ndRateMime!!! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOO!!

||||||||||||||| had that dream again, the one where he had hot dogs for arms.

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