idk thinkin bout quittin my job at the hole drilling Factory. its just so.... BOring— [o_o] (@limbsoup) November 20, 2012
cool thing to do as a kid: fiddle around with your nipples in front of the bathroom mirror until your mom screams at you— deg (@degg) November 20, 2012
Getting lots of dirty looks in the locker room. So I have luxurious pubic hair and a muscular clit. GET OVER IT— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 20, 2012
Tons of vultures have been circling my ass and genitals today.— Spirit Ghost (@haha_what) November 19, 2012
"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore" Dorothy says upon realizing she now has easy access to birth control and reproductive medicine— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) November 18, 2012
"Yo, brain TV was mad scary last night" - Vin Diesel talking about a nightmare #VinDieselSunday— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) November 18, 2012
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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