"I'd like to party with that guy" - under my breath, at a cement mixer driving by— Greg (@weedguy420boner) October 22, 2012
"FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD— wint (@dril) October 19, 2012
ive watched the tape nearly 40 times now and ive come to the conclusion that i could fuck way better than the hulkster if given the chance— Scary Beans (@dogboner) October 16, 2012
im crippled and i need an assistant to help me shit— deg (@degg) October 21, 2012
Is there a "Ghost" porn parody where someone is behind a woman helping her jerk off a rod?— Spirit Ghost (@haha_what) October 20, 2012
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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