Mass Effect Andromeda
"The writing is miserable and its delivery is often stilted or flat out broken, but after investing twenty hours you might occasionally encounter 'fun' moments so I give it a 7 out of 10!" - A Distressing Number of Reviewers 4/10
Torment: Tides of Numenera
The writing is phenomenal and after investing twenty seconds or so you get to constantly encounter fun. 9/10
Ghost Recon: Wildlands
Wildlands is ostensibly about cocaine, but it's actually about shooting guys while Ubisoft cynically drizzles out another half-hearted dark story with predictable shades of grey. 6/10
ENDING #1: Clinging to my last shred of dignity, I refrain from using the phrase "Nierly perfect" ENDING #2: This game is Nierly perfect. 9/10
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