Mass Effect Andromeda
"The writing is miserable and its delivery is often stilted or flat out broken, but after investing twenty hours you might occasionally encounter 'fun' moments so I give it a 7 out of 10!" - A Distressing Number of Reviewers 4/10
Torment: Tides of Numenera
The writing is phenomenal and after investing twenty seconds or so you get to constantly encounter fun. 9/10
Ghost Recon: Wildlands
Wildlands is ostensibly about cocaine, but it's actually about shooting guys while Ubisoft cynically drizzles out another half-hearted dark story with predictable shades of grey. 6/10
ENDING #1: Clinging to my last shred of dignity, I refrain from using the phrase "Nierly perfect" ENDING #2: This game is Nierly perfect. 9/10
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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