The SA Forum Goons tried designing their own superheroes using MS Paint: They came out terrible and hideous. So this time, they worked with established comic-book characters, who also emerged unlikable and ugly, through no fault of the Goons. We knew Superman is a Tool, but it turns out his Justice League cohorts are just as bad, and then you've got those Avengers assholes. I guess traditional "heroes" just can't stand up to the constant scrutiny of the modern media, as evidenced by this candid assortment of damning images. Disillusionment ahoy!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!