The SA Forum Goons tried designing their own superheroes using MS Paint: They came out terrible and hideous. So this time, they worked with established comic-book characters, who also emerged unlikable and ugly, through no fault of the Goons. We knew Superman is a Tool, but it turns out his Justice League cohorts are just as bad, and then you've got those Avengers assholes. I guess traditional "heroes" just can't stand up to the constant scrutiny of the modern media, as evidenced by this candid assortment of damning images. Disillusionment ahoy!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!