The SA Forum Goons tried designing their own superheroes using MS Paint: They came out terrible and hideous. So this time, they worked with established comic-book characters, who also emerged unlikable and ugly, through no fault of the Goons. We knew Superman is a Tool, but it turns out his Justice League cohorts are just as bad, and then you've got those Avengers assholes. I guess traditional "heroes" just can't stand up to the constant scrutiny of the modern media, as evidenced by this candid assortment of damning images. Disillusionment ahoy!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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