Sins Of A Solar Empire
Winner of several coveted Video Game Article awards such as Best Video Game Title Of All Time, Game That I've Been Hoping For Since First Playing Homeworld, and Most Likely To Have A Star Wars Vs. Babylon 5 Vs. Battlefield Earth Mod By The Time I Finish Typing This. 10/10
Devil May Cry 4
In which Dante is revealed to be a woman, and the entire series a spin-off of The Crying Game. 8/10
The disturbing fact that a city named Paradise has no pedestrians or drivers raises all sorts of philosophical questions which can only be answered by closely examining Takedown Cam shots of other players' junk. 8/10
No More Heroes
A parody of video games and the people who play them; sort of like every Squaresoft game from the last decade, only on purpose. 9/10
Samurai Warriors: Katana
Finally, a first-person sword game for the Wii where you slash by... aiming a reticule at enemies and pushing a button? 3/10
The ocean has been occupied by fish, are you a bad enough diver to grope them? 6/10
The Legend Of Spyro: Eternal Night
The most exciting and inspired game about dragons since Lair. 3/10
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
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