His next attempt at a video game cover didn't come until 2002's Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Unfortunately, this one didn't go over too well either:

Finally, we have this art for the upcoming Spore:

This has been confirmed as the official box art for the game, approved by Will Wright himself.

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Sonic Rivals 2
At this point, the franchise can only redeem itself by making a game where Sonic tries to outrun the shame of his legions of creepy fans who keep buying this shit. 5/10

Napoleon Dynamite
Just in time for the Napoleon Dynamite craze that's sweeping the nation, and the one year anniversary of the death of Jon Heder's career. 3/10

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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