Team Fortress 2 is an online team-based shooter with nine distinct classes and snazziest art direction in an FPS to date. Beyond that, I really have no clue what's going on.

I never played the original Team Fortress and barely skimmed the TF2 thread in our forums, which makes me just as qualified to make a comprehensive strategy guide for the game as Eurogamer was qualified to post a review mere hours after the beta went live. I am not, however, qualified to write a proper transition between this introduction and the actual guide, which focuses on the game's...

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