Team Fortress 2 is an online team-based shooter with nine distinct classes and snazziest art direction in an FPS to date. Beyond that, I really have no clue what's going on.
I never played the original Team Fortress and barely skimmed the TF2 thread in our forums, which makes me just as qualified to make a comprehensive strategy guide for the game as Eurogamer was qualified to post a review mere hours after the beta went live. I am not, however, qualified to write a proper transition between this introduction and the actual guide, which focuses on the game's...
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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