Team Fortress 2 is an online team-based shooter with nine distinct classes and snazziest art direction in an FPS to date. Beyond that, I really have no clue what's going on.
I never played the original Team Fortress and barely skimmed the TF2 thread in our forums, which makes me just as qualified to make a comprehensive strategy guide for the game as Eurogamer was qualified to post a review mere hours after the beta went live. I am not, however, qualified to write a proper transition between this introduction and the actual guide, which focuses on the game's...
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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