Q: Where did the idea for this update come from?
A: A conversation I had with Lowtax probably like six years ago. We were aspiring criminal masterminds.
Q: That update wasn't very good.
A: That isn't a question.
I want the world to know that I sometimes eat honey-roasted peanuts. My opinion on Cheetos? LOVE IT, OR LEAVE IT!!!
This serious conversation with SA Forum Admin radium occurred on 2/15/2000:
Fragmaster: there is a pastry with your face on it
radium: do you trade WAREZ on the internnet
Fragmaster: yes i have access to an aol keyword and an INTENRET search engine so yes
radium: ok, that is iLELgal in the usA and you get caught and be in jail because you were downloading searching for the ware z on line.
Fragmaster: i cannot go to jail because i am not gay and alos i will hire a ghost lawyer
radium: oh a gost layers are good because my uncle fred had one wen his wife cut his knee off and he wont ten dollars I think on peoples court and then he spent it i think thats what happened
Fragmaster: ok well if he was on television you should tape that because when i was on television my parents wouldnt let me tape over a tape of dolly parton singing with jerry lewis and i could not tape myself on tv and now nobody believes i was on television when i really was i was on the news and they asked me what i thought and i said yes it is ok and yes hello you are nice and if i had the tape i could show it to the people who dont believe me and then they could see i really was on tv
radium: i dont know what your talking about but yesterday I found a dollar
Fragmaster: thats good you should spend it
radium: i know I will buy a vakyoom cleanar for my mom
Fragmaster: your mom sucks like a vacuyoum cleaner ha ha she is hore is what i ment
radium: i dont get it
radium: do you have a video card in yor computar/ it makes movies
Fragmaster: no i am not a moviestar
radium: HAHAHA MYDOG ATE CLAY
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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