But it is gone now. It probably had something to do with calculating the square root of your soulmate. That's what we're all interested in here at Something Awful; the calculation of soulmates. I've personally calculated over 14,000 soulmates just today. I calculate the hell out of some soulmates.
Rifftrax With Mike Nelson and I Coming On February 2nd!
Rifftrax is what Mike Nelson started doing after Mystery Science Theater 3000... and I had the privilege of working with Mike to create one for the wonderful cinematic joybomb "Troll 2" last week!
Head over to Rifftrax and get an example of what you're in for! Also hurry the hell up and buy a copy of "Troll 2!"
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Should we play god by eliminating Guinea Worm?
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
DECLASSIFIED: Incredible Spycraft Gadgets You've Never Heard Of
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
An Absurdly Biased Look at the Neo Geo Mini
This thing was basically made specifically for me, but you can probably have one too.
Bethesda's Open Letter to Fallout 76 Players
With Fallout 76 you will be left wondering "What, exactly, is this?"
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