We're getting a new cockpit-focused Star Wars flight game this October! While visions of the classic LucasArts simulators X-Wing and TIE Fighter do barrel rolls in our heads, we should temper our expectations.
Let's say you have a PlayStation, either because it was already in your closet or because you decided to spend ten thousand dollars for one after the virus arrived. How can you get the most out of the console in 2020?
Are you aware of a SimCity 2000 release that came on A LOT OF FLOPPIES? As in, ten or more 3.5" disks? Because I spent the better part of an afternoon watching my friend install it in the mid 90s. Yet there's no record that this version of the game existed.
The Alloy Origins Core is a tenkeyless mechanical keyboard made of airplane-grade aluminum, which prompts the question: Why don't they make the whole plane out of keyboard?
A newly implemented Vancian magic system requires you to rest after using up your daily allotment of arcane powers.
OH THe games! FINAL FANCY VII: REMARK, JOHN MADEIT FOOTBALL 2021, and THE LEGEND OF ZACHA: BRAFF OH HE WILD all on one cart plus 98 more!
Ask each customer if they have Covid-19. If they say no, ask if they would like to pre-order Covid-19. Explain the benefits of pre-ordering. Upsell them on Covid-19 insurance (to protect their Covid-19) and a subscription to Game Informer.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Doom Eternal. March 20th. As a people we have not been faced with a choice of such consequence since... well, ever.
I always wanted a VR headset but refused to buy a product made by Facebook, or through inaction allow a Facebook product to enter my home. Now I finally own one!
For impossible difficulty stand behind your monitor or tv and face the wall.
Remember the mystery port on the bottom of the SNES? The Xbox Series X mystery port lines up with that one perfectly, allowing the two systems to "scissor" one another.
What if MAME was hardware-based with a broader scope? What if the Mega SG required more tinkering but had the potential to run everything up to the Saturn and N64? What if my clunky rhetorical questions painted a decent enough picture of the MiSTer for you to let this paragraph slide?
This critique is so conceptually massive that my patented One Sentence Reviews format cannot contain it. It is so massive, in fact, that I needed two sentences.
Our first gaming chair review establishes the industry's standard benchmarks: How Many Times I Fell, Chairs Per Second, and Replay Value.
The Nintendo GameCube. Best-looking console ever made. Like my pale and fragile body, every inch of its design screamed, "I was made to play video games!"
Someone must have spilled the beans about my soft spot for the Neo Geo - a spot encompassing my entire body - because SNK sent me their new Arcade Stick Pro.
With 2020 just around the corner everyone's compiling a Best Games of the 2010s list. And they're all wrong. John Woo's Stranglehold (which came out in 2007) is clearly the greatest game of the 2010s.
The Mega Sg is a remarkable console that plays all the classic Genesis games: Tommy Lasorda Baseball, Tommy Lasorda & Earl, Tommy Lasorda Zwei
I have used my formidable hacking skills to free a man from a space toilet. Welcome to the future!
Replacing the hard drive is basically surgery, which must be performed WHILE THE XBOX IS RUNNING AND ALSO YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO MAKE THE SWAP
Added cheat code "InfiniteGoose" use it for infinite goose okay
If you want to get the most out of Borderlands 3, you've got to gear yourself up. Here's our checklist of must-have weapons!
The Sega Dreamcast. Once the sport of kings, now relegated to the Refuse Quarter's sprawling mound of abandoned hoop-and-sticks. How do you get the most out of one today? Do any of its games hold up?
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - My favorite ritual of the night involves a different kind of stain if you know what I mean... a toothpaste stain, on my shirt, from brushing my teeth too good.
Don't be so hasty to claim that video games can't possibly cause violence. It could happen. But only if the game looked something like this.
I always felt emulation and a good controller were enough to get the job done. Not just for old games, but for anything. Road repair. Animal husbandry. Hostage negotiations.
Bloodstained Patch Note: Encountered a bug but didn't have the tool to fix it. Noted the location, continued along another path.
Absolutely everything you need to know in one place: How to Level Up Your Elf, How to Be Betrayed, How to Shoot That Guy, How to Kiss the Computer Person, How to Find Objective, and How to Do Critical Hits
You can be absolutely anyone in Watch Dogs Legion. But you can't wear Aiden Pearce's Iconic Hat, so what's the point?
There are now more PC game launchers than humans on Earth, only eclipsed by the number of premium streaming video networks.
Would mind picking up a few things for me while you're out? It's just a handful of pantry staples. I already have the list jotted down for you.
Sonic the Hedgehog should be Speed Racer, the Wachowskis' 2008 film. Not inspired by Speed Racer. Not a remake of Speed Racer. It should simply be Speed Racer.
While the PS5's powerful GPU is capable of pushing graphics to new heights, it comes at the cost of a single shortcoming. The console can only render a maximum of ten rubber ducks in a bathtub at the same time.
This textbook's entry on the American Frontier (Wild Arms): The Metal Demons, legendary destroyers of Filgaia, are returning. Powerless, the Ancient Guardians call upon three to save their once green world.
Google wants to combine the thrills of compression artifacts and input delay with the wonderful world of screeching personality-devoid YouTubers and cold monetization. Will it work?
It's like I'm really looking at bread! No, seriously. THIS LOAF OF BREAD IS HUGE
Like Destiny, Anthem is what you get when you smooth out the rough edges that are secretly the best parts of video games, then smooth the remaining formless blob until all that's left is one third of ACTION PRODUCT WITH LEVELING.
In this updated version of a classic puzzle, you may only ask one question to all six guards before proceeding. None of them may lie but the only question you get to ask is 'So, uh, do you work out?'
Welcome to ScatterShots, a new series where I guess what's going on in random screenshots of old games I've never played.
"We're also going to cram this thing full of processor. The largest processor ever created. The processor will be so enormous that you can use it as a dinner plate - if you're a GIANT! Haha."
Into the Breach. That's the game of the year. Obviously. This concludes the Game of the Year Awards. Thank you for your time.
If you could solve every problem in life by picking up coins and throwing them at strangers, I wouldn't be in jail at this very moment for throwing coins at strangers from the roof of an Outback Steak House
Forgive me, Sid Meier, for I have sinned. I have never finished a 3D Zelda game.
For years I daydreamed about owning a Neo Geo of my own. Unfortunately the $600 console and $200 carts were slightly beyond my budget of zero dollars.
We look forward to seeing you in the game. Maybe one of you can tell us how to change the title screen logo from Gamebryo to Fallout 76.
It only looks weird when you're running through vegetation. Did I mention that about two thirds of Assassin's Creed Odyssey is spent running through vegetation?
Reinstall the original Better Bodies mod to counteract the Far Worse Bodies mod, making all bodies an ideal 80% worse rather than 100% worse
I'm being destroyed by a situation beyond my control! My wife has been very supportive but I can tell that this has shaken her to her core!
Tweaked the difficulty of Spider-Man's final boss fight, in which he faces off with The Puddler
After ten years away (How is that possible???) I've come back for the launch of Battle for Azeroth. There's an overwhelmingly positive buzz surrounding the expansion, and it seems like a good excuse to see how much the game has changed in the last decade.
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