Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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We have to do better. If you feel attacked, it's about you.
A brief chat about weapons, self defense, senpais, fantasy replica weapons, and assorted chicanery, with Phil Elmore.
Advice you don't want from a maniac you don't trust.
The Knifedads talk about the meaning of Knifedaddery, and how to survive a Florida Drugfight
Knifedads and youtube celebrities Karate Johnathan and Steeliest Daniel train the Appleton County High Security Elementary School on resisting drugs and witchcraft.
You don't want it, but brother, we've got it! Give us your money! Now! NOW!!
The Chillsquatch returns, to master Chill through the most arduous task of all: Food service.
"And the nights grew hot with the bulk of it, and the days were spent in toil and anguish, feeding and walking, feeding and walking-"
Everything sucks and the world is run by assholes. Everything is way too expensive for how little fun this all is. Have a joke about a goose.
I am Chill. I was not always so. If anger rides you like a hateful steed, then friend, follow my ways.
Interview with Rani Baker, Goon Lurker and Internet Hero.
Do you want to use language to confuse, misdirect, and annoy? Do you long to sew chaos and discord in your social media feed? Does the idea of insulting your dearest friends elicit in you a breathy "huzzah!"? You, my friend, have the makings of a fine keyboard warrior, if you're brave enough to face the challenges which await you. . .
Imagine a bar graph labeled "quality." Then imagine a second, taller bar graph, also labeled "quality." That's the return on investment you'll see when you give your worker drones the bare necessities required to make you richer. That's redefining the zeitgeist of success in the neofeudal digital media 2.0 frontier. Gerald Ford would be proud!
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