occamsmonkey got his arm stuck in a crevice looking for more life crystals and Commander Boston Low had to saw it off with an alien jawbone. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.
doctor thodt has terminal butt disease.
Penguin Patrol is not ready for the fruit harvest. Not yet.
3m0 used slight of hand to make this image appear right in front of your face!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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