Who gives a shit what browser anyone else uses? Pinheads, that's who. But don't take MY word for it!
My grandma says the Internet is a $2000 TV with a keyboard attached that only gets porno stations.
Can you imagine a world without Mark Nash? Try it, it's great.
Sorry, this slogan is already being used by about 300 different comic book stores.
Wow, a program that looks and functions almost exactly like every other web browser! Potatoes can go fuck themselves!
Some nerd bag with strong feelings about computer software wears the same shirt every day? Wait here while I call the action news chopper.
No time t type proprely, Xena is cming on!!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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