This week's forums are all worse than GoGurt.
A new exercise craze is taking anime clubs and basements by storm. Basically all you do is go to an arcade and play "Dance Dance Revolution" for a while, making sure to gyrate your disgusting, sweaty body around as much as possible. Then, the intense energy given off by onlookers' brains as they frantically try to forget what they just saw helps melt away unsightly pounds.
Be still, my heart.
If I ever did these things I'd ask someone to stab me.
Suck it in a little harder and you could totally pass for 190.
Except for lettuce, apples, bananas, or basically any fresh fruits or vegetables.
Next time I hope you fall crotch first into a pile of hot coals.
There is a magical pill but you have to be a level 20 dorkwad to use it. Since you made contact with a girl I don't think you qualify, sorry.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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