We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
This is all your fault.
We are tending to all your speed needs.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Old men get their human rights violated for your entertainment.
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Insert poker analogy here.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Spring Break, bitches!
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Ah, what a lovely day to die hard.
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
Gangsters beware! There's a squad against you now.
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.
2012 sure was a bleak year.