We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Frank Miller isn't the only one stinking up the multiplex this week.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
Raccoons, trees and idiots. These are our new heroes.
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."
Just when you thought there weren't enough superheroes.
Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
This is all your fault.
We are tending to all your speed needs.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
These games are making me hungry!
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Insert poker analogy here.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Variety in quality is the spice of life.