Did anybody even want this sequel?
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
These games are making me hungry!
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Insert poker analogy here.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Spring Break, bitches!
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
The adventures of Horror Dad.