Vampirewebsite.net - Resources for REAL vampires!
Truth Contest - random people submitting crackpot theories!
A fun, fast 'new millennium' way to get rid of houseflies!
ARCHURE - A one-man MIDI band with an educated libido!
Unicorn Cove School of Metaphysics -- Hogwarts via Skype!
Rubmaps - It's Yelp for happy ending massage parlors!
Let's learn about Eckankar -- The RC Cola of cults!
Moonstones... - A 'metaphysical haven' for rock lovers!
The Slums of Elwood - A Most Peculiar 'Arthur' Forum!
The Internet's #1 authority on Megan Fox's thumbs!
What's duller than typing code? Watching strangers code!
Of God and Diapers - God loves the Adult Babies too!
AK47World - ok i'll tell this crazy gun dude his site sucks
Welcome to a Co+Creative Music Space of Love and Light!
Happier Abroad - Your guide to Global-Scale Dating!
Winterpeg.com - Not this decade, 'Peg!
Buddha Maitreya the Christ -- Meet His Holiness Jetsun!
Stretch Armstrong World - From hobby to crippling obsession!
Key4Hope -- Behold, the sexy wonders of the future!
Welcome to the WORLDWIDE WEBCOURT OF PUBLIC OPINION!
Game Grumps Triggers - Let's Play less problematically!
Bad Boys of Pleasure Island - Weird Pinocchio sex stuff!
/r/SocialEngineering - The art of human mind hacking!
Crypto-Comics - A crappy webcomic about Bitcoin!
Kangaroos run this site and also make terrible music on it!
Boobs + video games - A winning webcomic formula!
Orion Mind Project - One woman's 'juicy' alien encounters!
Proud heteros create Straight Rights clip art!
/r/EbolaHoax - Satan's convoluted plan to kill billions!
Angry Birds Fanon Wiki - Home of Angry Birds Fritos!
Flashlight Forums - Post your collections, Flashaholics!
Buy and sell old, unwanted 'vintage' dogs on the Internet!
Kitsune Society - A secret club! No 'noobishness' allowed!
Brewerianimelogs -- Craft beers 'paired' with anime babes!
The Happy Motel - Whimsical cuisine! Obnoxious Web design!
Redpilled - The ‘bad boy’ of My Little Pony headcanons!
Planet Church - 666 Soon: An Apocalyptic Warning!
MommyMilkCreations - Making beads out of breast milk!
It's old Doonesbury strips, but now they're about Obama!
Can you believe I'm about to masturbate with THIS THING?
Men are FINALLY being given a voice, on the Internet!
Great Horror Campout -- A high-startle content experience!
Buffo The Clown -- Still going strong!
Bad Argument Hippie! Church Assistant Carol! Christian Meme!
Kronish Sports - An astoundingly useless 'sports news' site!
UPDATE: The Flat Earth Society Forums still exist, in 2014.
If Fountain Pens are 'too much trouble,' get a Bic stick!
The city of Mayberry put Barney Fife in charge of its site!
OnlineConversion Forums - A mind-numbingly boring hobby!
/r/rawdenim - The brotherhood of the unsanitary pants!
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