• Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.

  • The Content Creator's Oath

    The Content Creator's Oath

    I will create content. I will post images, animated or otherwise, and write words to them. I will make points, but I will never delve into in-depth analysis. The content's goal is to entertain. I have been paid to provide content. I'm an imagineer. I'm media that moves.

  • Branson's Big Boy Mock Draft!

    Branson's Big Boy Mock Draft!

    With the first pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans take such a good boy, such a big boy, what a good big boy, yes you are. The Texans have been working out Bortles for a while now; according to reports, they even had him race a horse. Bortles lost, but they were impressed when later, he was able to finish plate after plate of horse meat.

  • Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Please READ!!!!

    Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Please READ!!!!

    The professor pushes the American Soldier aside. The Professor is wearing a tight tweed suit. His glasses glean with an ethnic slant. He makes an awful face and sneers into the microphone. 'Inner city teens are running amok. Where is God to stop them? If God is real, may he strike me down now! Will God knock me out? Is God the Ultimate Rogue Teen?'

  • UnlimitedTerry Presents: Gamer Paste!

    UnlimitedTerry Presents: Gamer Paste!

    Gamer Paste is meant as a total food and water replacement that can be eaten extremely quickly between respawns. It goes down easy and digests quickly and reinvigorates your body with all the energies and fuel you'll need! I'm releasing three flavors, Burger, Corn, and Mega Corn, with many more to come, including Extreme Cumin and KC Masterpiece.

  • Teen Orc: A Retrospective

    Teen Orc: A Retrospective

    The actor who plays Teen Orc, Darryl Grungus, has never starred in another TV show or film because of his iconic association with the role, as well as the fact that he looks like an orc.

  • The F-LARP Barn: Meet The Faulkners!

    The F-LARP Barn: Meet The Faulkners!

    I have a few concerns about the characters for this year’s event. Nearly 100% of our attendants last year chose to be schizophrenics, lawyers, or murderers. With everyone yelling over each other to be the center of attention, it descended into chaos quickly. We need more quiet family men, bitter wives, decent shopkeepers and scandalous pharmacists.

  • An Overview of the NBA's Secret Surveillance Program (Codename H.A.N.D.L.E.S.)

    An Overview of the NBA's Secret Surveillance Program (Codename H.A.N.D.L.E.S.)

    Because of the team-of-five-based mentality of old NBA players (they have to do everything in fives, and the height must be stratified enough to satisfy their ex-basketball comfort levels), they needed someone to play the role of 'Center.' They recruited Bryant 'Big Country' Reeves due to his status as a seven-footer as well as his noted amorality.

  •  The Cormac McCarthy Writing Workshop: Ms. Treckle’s 7th Graders

    The Cormac McCarthy Writing Workshop: Ms. Treckle’s 7th Graders

    Extremely enthralled by the concept of an individual trapped inside of a locker for the duration of the recounted story. However, instead of a high school and a locker, you could try the Mexican-American War, and instead of a locker, it could be a person trapped underneath a huge pile of dead bodies.

  • The Raunchiness of Delicious Doug

    The Raunchiness of Delicious Doug

    Greetings Players! This is UnlimitedTerry for MuffWorld! Our intense development sessions spawned ‘The Raunchiness of Delicious Doug,’ an interesting and erotic patch that makes the game more fun – and sexy! This patch delivers LOADS of new dynamic content and, after very specific media outrage, the addition of Condoms to the game’s erotic toolkit!

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.