Submitted by Million Dollar Extreme
Amber is the color of your energy.
P.S. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: MDE is awesome and if you write them off as Tim and Eric clones just because they use wacky video effects, you are doing yourself a pretty big disservice because they are funny as shit. So hey, I guess post this video to your Spudbook and Tweetie and support one of the few Youtube comedy acts that doesn't shamelessly rip off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!