Looking to get away from global financial ruin? Then chill out and enjoy a break to Antarctica! Haha, not really; you will most likely die. Instead, enjoy this tale of Arctic survival from one of the SA forum goons!
Take a trip to paradise with the SA forum goons as they invite you a sexy beach party where anything can happen. By this, of course, I mean a bunch of stories about oblivious tourists and absolutely nothing else.
As an internet user, you are engineered to be attracted to disgusting, unhealthy food. My hypothesis is that you will therefore in turn be inclined to read this article featuring drawings of disgusting, unhealthy food from the SA forums goons.