Presentation is important when it comes to sharing people's embarrassing moments with the public. After all, these memories define these posters' identities, so much so that many chose screen names that permanently connect them with the incidents, like "forebodingburger" describing a burger topped with "pissturd," or "Dick Danger" dropping a used condom on the Border's counter, or "Woohoo" unable to contain a loud outburst. Anyway, for the sake of cohesion, I made a series of categories: "piss," "turds," "pissturd," "vomit," "sex" and "fart." Underneath those labels, I wrote the names of the relevant SA Forums Goons. So someone could find lists of weird abstract phrases under those dubious headings and wonder what the fuck, except I already shredded the paper and burned the scraps, like I do with everything associated with this job. But this Goldmine will live forever!
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.