Perhaps the title of the article confused you and made you angry. If that was the case, let me explain. Food is a vital fuel that keeps our bodies running. Think of it like an energy drink that you can chew. This past week, the forum goons were set the task of illustrating what they think of when food is mentioned. Judging by the physical appearance of most internet users, I guess we're going to be seeing a lot of images representing pure delight. Enjoy the following tasty morsels served up to you on a big plate of comedy!

A.B.C.D. starts us off with this look at A-ha's lunch.


CannedMacabre chipped in with a couple of contributions, including a sexy lady with a husky voice.



Captain Melanthe likes his steak rare. Very rare.


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