Have you ever driven past a sign which offered you FREE DOG PENIS? If so, you have either witnessed a rearranged sign for comedic effect, or you live in a town with a weird Korean restaurant. No matter which, you won't want to miss the no good antics of the SA forum goons this week!
Enjoy the following copy and paste. The goons of the Something Awful forums have finally run out of ideas! Lacking inspiration, they decided to draw fellow members of the board, and before long the laughs were flowing again. Check out their hideously beautiful images and use them as your Thinspiration.
Here is a copy & paste of part 1 I hope you enjoy it. Remember when the Something Awful forum goons invaded an online dating game? Theyre back to do the same again. Horny teenagers beware. Its time to get down and dirty as our goons ruin the Ultimate Flirting Championship.
If you are like me, you have spent your entire life following the bible to the letter and making sure you will avoid burning in hell for all eternity. However, the Something Awful forum goons like to live life on the edge, and are committed to laughing at crappy church signs. Join them and forget about ever going to heaven.
Remember when the Something Awful forum goons invaded an online dating game? They’re back to do the same again. Horny teenagers beware. It’s time to get down and dirty as our goons ruin the Ultimate Flirting Championship.
Garfield is a cat that loves lasagne, as well as unfunny cliched comic strips. Thankfully, the Something Awful forum goons are here to add a little color to his life. Check our their Garfield drawings immediately! This is a copy and paste but there are animated gifs here.
Food is essentially for our survival. Unfortunately, the process of cooking food can reduce your chances of survival, if you’re a Something Awful forum goon at least. Hear their tales of how they managed to screw up making everything from chicken to cereal, with catastrophic results!
If you're old enough to remember the days when the images on your video game packaging could be considered art, you're sure to love this collection of fictional Atari 2600 titles. The Something Awful forum goons have worked hard to create a mix of all the games you wish you had in the early 80s, so check them out!
Pokemon is terrible and the whole concept of trading cards based on an anime series makes me so mad I want to set fire to Nintendo's head office and all of their employees. Many of the Something Awful forum goons felt the same, and tried to make the characters in the show a little more interesting. Without fire. Enjoy their drawings!
I love offending people, that's why I legally changed my name to Mr Goatse. So I was delighted to see the forum posters from the FYAD forum of Something Awful partake in a little shirt designing, with the intention of making clothing that will make you physically sick with shock. See their efforts here.
The Something Awful forums have featured many big names over the years. There was the kid who jammed an entire strawberry up his nose. One guy even threw his dog out of his top floor apartment and put it on YouTube. There’s also a NCsoft employee, and unlike those others who deserve your ridicule, he wants to answer your questions. Let him!
This summer, don’t go to your local amusement park. Fat mothers, out of control children, people who can’t stop urinating, that’s the kind of people you’ll see. Instead, join me as we listen to the true tales of the horrors seen in theme parks as told by the Something Awful forum goons. It’s much safer this way.
If you played God and tried to combine animals with snacks, you would be locked up for barbaric cruelty. Fortunately for the Something Awful forum goons, they were spared jail time for their amusing drawings of animals crossed with foods. I hope you’ll check out their creations!
The Something Awful forum goons got together to make some funny .gifs from the sprites of the old NES classic Mike Tyson's Punchout. I think you'll find the results to be quite amusing. Personally, I laughed so hard I was convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.
The Something Awful forum goons are a well travelled bunch. They’ve been to every corner of the globe, and apparently, put their foot in their mouth in nearly every country on the map. Let’s have a look at some of the most embarrassing bad translations they’ve encountered on their travels! encountered on their travels!
Stabilizer is a band. A band that creates MUSIC. OK, this isn’t groundbreaking stuff. But Stabilizer are a little different. First of all, the entire band has never met all together, they create their songs over the Something Awful forums. And secondly, you can listen to them at no cost! Check out free samples of their new album here!
Bees are beautiful creatures and are friends to you and me. Would you like to hear from a beekeeper? Are you interested in finding out an extreme way to deal with bees in your backyard? Maybe you’d even like to see reasons why bees are dying out? They're all here. Come fly with, and bee happy!
Ever since my lobotomy, I’ve enjoyed laughing at stupid people who say retarded things in school or college! And now, thanks to the Something Awful forum goons, I have a big fat list of some of the stupidest comments made in school. I want you to read it too. It’s an A+ article!
This is useless. No matter how I sex it up, there’s no way to make it sound exciting. Someone holds up a blank piece of paper and others make funny images. I guess the only way to appreciate the work of the Something Awful forum goons is to click the link and check out the article.
Am I sending out a powerful message of defiance with this Comedy Goldmine about people going to class? Of course not, I wrote it late last week. Come and join us, to laugh at the stupidest comments that the Something Awful forum goons have heard from their classmates. Take your seats, because school is in session.
The auto industry is keeping secrets from you. They’re hiding the truth about their cars, and only one group is brave enough to stand up to them. The Something Awful Forum Goons. Armed only with Photoshop, the goons set out on their most important task to date. To reveal the truth about car advertisements, and throwing in some penis jokes too.
Scared of modern life? Worried that your PC or Mac could explode at any time? Don’t panic! The Something Awful forum goons have devised a list of everything that could go wrong for you and your computer. I’m not exaggerating when I say that if you don’t read this article you will die a painful death probably within the next 20 minutes.
You can get a lot of things at your local Wal-Mart. Including the feeling of repugnance towards your fellow shoppers. Just wait until you hear what the Something Awful forum goons have to say about their in-store experiences! This store is as low on prices as it is on self-respect.
McDonalds is an exciting place to see all kinds of people (especially fat ones) in their natural habitat. Join the Something Awful forum goons on a quest to recreate the excitement of a typical day for an old person who wants nothing more than a cheeseburger and the sweet release of death.
Experts recommend 8 hours of sleep each day. However, it is unlikely that they recommend you should shout a variety of weird and wonderful phrases when you should be catching 40 winks. Join us in taking a look at the most awkward, funny and downright bizarre things heard during the night by the Something Awful forum goons!