YOU AREN'T USING YOUR INTERNET GOOD ENOUGH!!! What the hell are you trying to send us, anyway? Here's a helpful hint for you: websites start with either "www" or "http." You can thank us later!
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.