Three Fat Chicks in a Spacious Master Bedroom
Two Fat Chicks Unable To Fit In A Public Park
I mean, this goes beyond your standard issue fat jokes - fat acceptance should be fucking criminalized. Anyone who cuts these people a check are accessories to manslaughter, and should be prosecuted , or at the very least put into stocks at their local Hometown Buffet.
It does my heart good to know that your heart is not, and that human biology is co-conspiring a plan with nature to have you die before you are 40. However, there are few things that are as funny as a fat chick outraged and vlogging about shitty fast food restaurants. So thank you for your Youtube channel, Fat Chicks, for making the Internet a smaller place.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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