Three Fat Chicks in a Spacious Master Bedroom
Two Fat Chicks Unable To Fit In A Public Park
I mean, this goes beyond your standard issue fat jokes - fat acceptance should be fucking criminalized. Anyone who cuts these people a check are accessories to manslaughter, and should be prosecuted , or at the very least put into stocks at their local Hometown Buffet.
It does my heart good to know that your heart is not, and that human biology is co-conspiring a plan with nature to have you die before you are 40. However, there are few things that are as funny as a fat chick outraged and vlogging about shitty fast food restaurants. So thank you for your Youtube channel, Fat Chicks, for making the Internet a smaller place.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.